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14 ottobre JOLIN 2006!hokaii Jolin's concert was lastt niight and it was HAWT! best dancing...
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Jolin is sooo hot!
RECOUNT TIME!: hokaaii so i spend another day at timezone.. then rocked up at adorna's at 6pm to meet up with john and her.. john was rnd 20mins late and the 2 of them went straight into their bathroom for the WHOLE time...(i was on the laptop in their room so their room was not convenient =p)
ok so wen they were done. went to sushii traiin in westfield!! and ate till 7:50..yes the concert starts at 8:15
yeh.. my bro is pretty quick driver in the E9! so got there in time and got our 4th row seats!!! bwahha!!!
concert started. and then went home.
FK THE PPL BEHIND ME WERE LOUD... EVERY1 had WHISTLES... ears still hear that beep sound...
hrm yeh thats bout it...
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11 ottobre Just Another Day at TimeZone.HAHAHAH 2dai was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. i saw goths trying to DDR.. haha ROFL. stick to being depressed.
2. i raged the air hockey puck out of the table and DIRECTLY on someones DICK! HAHAHA.
3. i realised each discarded card for maximum tune 2 can get 2 cards. so now i have 7 cards.. all have more hp than pauls card xD
4. i saw some downsyndrome guys on the train who were trying to b hardcore or sumthing.. no clue wot they were doing...
hrm... ok mayb it wasnt that funny 2dai. BUT THE PUCK INTO DICK WAS HILARIOUS!!!
- i was just playing a FREE air hockey game with paul.. it was lyk 3 - 1 pauls way or sumthing so i got raged. WHACK. rebound off pauls side and FLYS STRAIGHT INTO SUM RANDOM GUYS DICK HAHAHAHAHHA...revenge for me getting randomly falconed yesterday...
i so rkn that guy will have a bruise xD.. i got falconed on my head and i still feel the egg..
hmm.. i wonder if an egg will appear where the guy got hit...
i spent $40 at tz 2dai T.T..where as ivan.. FAGGOT!! HE WON A FKN IPOD NANO ON THE STACKER GAME!!!
FORGOT TO GO PERVE ON JOLIN 2DAI OMG!
aniwais. ill go cry in solitude now. bai.
10 ottobre BoRed ShItleSs...in the holis -.-hmm 2nd week of holis... i guess im spose to b studying for yearlies.. but i guess im in holiday mood...
nufing happening -.-...every1 is stuck at home 'studying'... at least i have tz =]...
hrmss JOLIN in 3 dais.. going with bro nd his de facto wife. xD.. guess im going to b a lightbulb.. oh well ill b too bz perving on jolin to bother them xD... apprently there is a JOLIN autograph event coming up. i wanna go.. but i dunno wen it is xD...
hrmm.. yeh.. bored shitless.. i started playing maximum tune 2 again... im not bad .. but not pro.. i hav to get pro!!... my shoes do not have enuff grip to DDR anymore.. so i have to cut back on the ddr... :'(... wen i get to hk.. i so i hav to get new shoes and go to namco world and DDR!!! newais. tym to go staring into the celing again.
baii
02 ottobre woojin's bdai outing..hokaaaiii yesterday was woojins b dae!!!
The presents were very well anticipated as a group of us all went to chatty and bought his presents together.
Paul got a vibrating condom, i got a keychain that makes orgasm noises and the rest chipped in on a dirty mind game.
so basically woojins b dai was a movie, gaming at galaxy, lunch, more gaming at galaxy, present opening on train, gaming in tz and dinner. ofcourse there was the fun stuff like bdai punches on woojin and the occasional dis on ben's crap hair cut.. ok mayb not occasional. CONSTANT DISSS.
heres a recount on wot happened
so the day started with paul, kenta, ben and me meeting up at chatty station... every1 was extremely on time.. and i was l8 -.-
so when we got to the city, we see woojin standing casually next to a pole. one of the first things he says: "man i misjudged the train times and i ended up coming here 1hr early." ... ahahah he waited there for 1hr.. plus we were 15mins l8.
headed to reading cinemas to watch DoA.. i was disappointed. i thought there would b some nice ( . Y. ) action... but nooo crap acting, crap storyline(if it did hav a storyline) and crap hair..no wait that was bens hair.
so as soon as the movie finished we immediately went over to galaxy. i needed to DDR to get my mind of the shitness of the movie, and every1 else took their rage out on tekken.
LUNCHTIME!.. fkn ben and his chat haircut.. i think he lost his brain as well as hair.. he must b crazy to of taken us to a place with food that shit! DO NOT GO TO A "tea restaurant" ON THE SECOND STORY OF A BUILDING, SOMEWHERE IN CHINA TOWN. i thought i would b safe by ordering fried rice.. fk i can cook better than that. it was yellow rice. with ham?? i order the same dish over at cooma(capital of the snowy mountain area) its lyk 100000000x better for the same price. SO basically we didnt reeally eat the food we just dissed the food.. along with bens hair. woo jin: jackie's food is crap....paul's food is crap...kenta's food is crap....my food is crap....and ben's haircut is crap...
paul : i dont think my digestive system registers this as food..its going to get pissed out.
there were so many funny comments i couldnt eat. i tried to eat and not listen. but i couldnt resist. i ended up bursting out laughing with food coming out, and also tears running down..
more gaming at george street galaxy... met qonsta with all the presents!!
caught a train back to chatty. haha woojins expressions wen he opened his presents were priceless! we were on the platform, and he somehow pressed the orgasm keychain while still in the wrapping, so the box was making "oo00oouu ohhhh ahhh"(female orgasm) noises
played some dirty mind games on the train..
at chatty..more gaming.. half way through max300 still =.="", pwned every1 in daytona - even with a 1lap headstart haha. i got pwned in tekken -.-...
after tz.. we had dinner! the first real food meal... but i had to order soup as i had to eat dinner again with family after...
for different variations of this day see: bens space - http://asianzrulz.spaces.live.com/
pauls space - http://pzhang132.spaces.live.com/
kentas space - http://solidacid.spaces.live.com/
baii
11 settembre back to SNOWBOARDING + other stuffhokai ill just briefly go through my snowboarding races this year... in the NSW state interschools, it was help in crappy thredbo... the course was fast.. and ezy.. so i owned the run =] the race was in anton, which is lyk at the top of thredbo.. where all the cold fkn wind blows real hard and gets ur clothes all wet then u get wet then u get cold then u get angry then u wish u were at skool in the warm. haha man it was so cold every1 just dug little "seat cave" on the side of the cat track... yea the 30mins of waiting was ok... there was sum retard that seemed to like to jump off the edge of the cat track for exercise... crazyy person.. jumping off a almost vertical slope.. dropping for at least 5m... RESULT : 10th. hahha just made it into nationals lucky me =p In the Australian Interschools Championships... !!!!!! the couse was in perisher.. the day b4 the race... it was lyk "The Grass Mountains"... but lucky there was lyk 16cm of snowfall so it went back to the Snowy mountains..fark.. the snow was so sticky.. usually i push and i go wHOooSH. but i push and i went nowhere... wasnt so lucky in the nationals.. did reeallyy crap coz the 1st run i took the wrong line and 2nd run i got scared of the ice... ended up coming 27th out of 50 competitors...humilation -.-.. but lucky the day was savedd with the fun fun terrain park!!! ..watched sum1 fall on the box hahahahaha it was hillarious.. he kept spinning and spinning and then PLONK...then "ffaaRRRKKK" (i dont think he meant to spin, i think he was just trying to do a 5050) omfg i am hating my dogs right now...i was just doing my assignments + chatting on msn wen i hear a ZAP. my comp crashes, tv switches off, and most electric things switch off. i go outside to blame my mum for jumping the fuse and she tells me it was halo and/or snowii chewing sum electric cable which made them get electric shocked hahaha.... serves them right for attempting to ruin the hard hours i put into my assignments.. lucky i save every 2secs =p... soo yea.. im stuck without msn... im just gonna go watch tv in depression... 26 agosto FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY (nuthing to do with snow for once)HAHAHA I JUST HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT THIS.
hokaii during PE on friday was the funniest PE lesson ever... mr mitchell brought out the climbing ropes.
ok so its obvious that we all just grab the rope, climb up, and climb down.
so yea ofcourse there were the tanky ppl doing arms only i.e. tom(he looked lyk it was soo easy...) pitt... and jekin tried but got tired midway... and then theres me! bwahah. Vv
NOW! BENs TURN TO GO UP THE ROPE! got up np.. but wen he got to the top.... he just happens to turn so the whole class gets a nice view of his crutch... and we all happen to notice that the rope goes right across it... so there he is at the top of the rope screaming "FUCKKK MY BALLS" and gradually sliding down, getting a rope burn in unwanted area. meanwhile the whole class points at ben and laughs lyk hell.
several other ppl also experienced the same pain, but with ben... the rope was right in the middle and we had a perfect view xD..
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i interviewed ben 2dai.
+{JÅckìË}~ - haha ben. enjoy the rope inbetween ur legs? says: hows ur balls? +{JÅckìË}~ - haha ben. enjoy the rope inbetween ur legs? says: burning? +{JÅckìË}~ - haha ben. enjoy the rope inbetween ur legs? says: hahaha ^^BENNY^^---dont' u just love getting a whiplash? says: not bad, getting better ^^BENNY^^---dont' u just love getting a whiplash? says: ^^ ^^BENNY^^---dont' u just love getting a whiplash? says: felt like they were cramping =.= 31 luglio SNOW SNOW SNOWwell its about time i write a blog about the subject of this site. SNOW! hokaaaiii..
July 9 - 15:
ok this week was the first week i snowboarded this year... i was full rusty and yea.. i got bagged out heaps by my instructor james lloyd.. apparently he got trained by my old instructor evan marler who is running a lodge in perisher?.. yea so if u see him say i sed hi.... soo after the first few days, my freeriding went from | | to | |
Monday RACE 1: I had a few practice runs around smigs...omg smigs was such a hole. it was mostly grass and rocks and ice...really gay... newais so i WALKED to the bus stop for a shuttle bus to perisher.. yes. BUS.. not enuff snow to ride across...planning my day.. 1:30 race in perisher giving me plenty of time to prepare. SO on the way there i notice this retard with a snowboard in yello.. then all of the sudden he shouts out JACKIE CHAN!!!! so i start staring at him and then realise its BEN!!! so i was lyk OMG BENN!!! then his fob family + friends all holding snowboards i think raided the bus. they hadnt gotten lift passes or sumthing so i ditched them and went over to blue cow at around 10. so i ride around blue cow. hit the excellerator... the only half decent run at the time... ( and still it was patchy).. so i go back to perisher at around 1.. scoping arnd for the race course...so i look at where the race course was in the morning yeh.. and then POOF. NO COURSE!... so im lyk "WTF MATE WHERE AM I RACING???" so i just skate from 1 end to the other of perisher looking retarded in my race bib. after arnd 15mins of that sum lost mum came up to me and sed "r u racing? do u know where the course is?" so then all of us were lyk WOOHOO RACE CANCELLED REFUND!!! so i get back to smigs and then my mum tells me "ur race was rearranged so it started at 10:00"... yea so i cryed for the rest of the night. ( not litterally )
Tuesday: Training for the boarder X on thursday... I HAD TO FKN TRAIN ON GREEN RUN.. I MEAN WTF!! GREEN??? so i trained by doing fakie pure carve.. does that help my race?
Wednesday: i had no clue wen my race was on. so mum called the oraganiser and kept confusing the organiser so after 30mins(exaggerated) of frustration i snatched the phone and sed wen is the boarder X on.. then she says ITS CANCELLED!!! STRAIGHT INTO THE STATE! so i was dancing arnd acting all calm.... that made my day xD
Thursday: told instructor that my race was cancelled so i could work on my freestyle HOOO! man i sucked at first.. i couldnt even do a BS.. but luckily eventually i got back in shape and did the C box.
Friday: cruised around with instructor. and took photos(mostly videos) wid john. since the park was not gr8 at the time i just took jumps and carving videos in smigs.
DID I MENTION IT WAS MY FIRST TIME USING MY SIGNATURE OPTION BOARD? yeh its pretty stiff and fast.. perfect for boarder X
PART 2: SNOW july 28 - 30
hokai so i jig P5&6 so i could get extra time to prepare. but i end up getting to the rendevous point(haha wot a tech word) 1hr late. but then wen i arrive i find the amelia is having a shower. john is still WOWing and adorna is being forced to wow. lucky for me i brought food to kill time.
ok by the time amelia got out of the shower. and finished packing it was around 3:30 yeh.. and then we realised we had no money so we had to take a detour and withdraw. so we probably left chatty arnd 4... -.-... anyway i went straight to sleep coz i was tired and woke up 1hr later... stuck in sum 80km/hr traffic jam on the M5... man the sun looked so ABO!... newais after awhile we finally broke out and then the evo9 did its stuff xD.. i totally forgot wot happened in the rest of the 6hr drive but i remember wen it was dark, amelia was testing if her camera can take pix in the dark, so she pointed the camera at herself and then clicked. THEN FLASH!!! THE FOTO IS SO LOL! hahahah!! anywais we ran over a possum or sumthing and we also got stopped by several wallabies on the way. arrive at smigs at 11pm.
next morning i wake up pretty dayum early and woke every1 up.i started boarding at arnd 9 and waited for john + adorna + amelia till arnd 12 -.-.. slow asses... so we head over to perisher ski tube.. we thought we would b smart and eat food while we wait for the train... but we ended up missing 2 trains =.=... then it was all freeriding in foggy weather from then on... later in the night was the funniest / wrong moment. QUOTE " Don't make me bone u again" haha that came out so wrong....
anyway next day was the fun day!!! spent the whole morning from 9 - 12 in a newly built terrain park!! had boxes, rails and A FAT JUMP!!! man i stacked alot... one of them i landed on my arse right on the knuckle of the landing! so yea... my ass still hurts... but all is good. i finished the day with a fat ass 360 air which the photographer did not take picture of! >.<""" all my hard work!!.. omg i saw these crazy nut cases.. every single one of them backflips...(i think 1 landed on his head) xD...
thats pretty much about it... tho it was funny to watch my fat cousin PK in the snow ahaha
yea then car ride home which i cant remember wot happened...
AND I ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST EXCITING BIT OF THE WHOLE TRIP!!! well i was on the 8 seater chairlift... i was just sittin leaning over the safety bar.. i didnt realise that we were suppose to get off. suddenly every1 decided to suddenly lift up the safety bar really quickly. next second i realise i got thrown right to the back of the seat thinking " WTF just happened? why does my nose have a tingling sensation.." then about 10 secs later i realise i have a bleeding nose and started getting blood everywhere.. EVEN ON MY PRESCIOUS SNOWBOARDD!! lucky amelia cleaned the snowboard XD and buried all the blood where as john + adorna were pretty much standing thinking wot happened.
baii (why do i always end up typing so much bloody stuff)
21 maggio *J*A*W*S*MAY 19!!! JAWS!! i got to see 4 celebs for the price of 1 ticket! is that value or wot!!
HokAi. i arrived home at arnd 5:30... yes.. i had to go to ns... got rdy in 30mins and headed to market city to meet wilson.
got to central at 6:40 and call wilson and there he is in his house. ofcourse i didnt care as i had money to spend on DDR! so im walking down to market city and i only notice a few fobs yeh... (the fobs might not of liked eddy av)... as soon as i get to market city.. fob city..it was soo cool!! every1 was lyk fob and i was lyk fob and they were lyk fob and i was lyk fob. but my clothes aint that fob -.-.. i want fob clothes... newais went to galaxy world and saw the fobs playing the fob games.. i.e. maximum tune 2 & initial d... i saw the DDR machine empty so i immedietely jumped on... i was so lucky.. out of soo many fobs in market city none was playing DDR ^^"..
so i DDR for 30mins or sumfing till wilson sneaks from behind. then i realise hes had dinner so then i immediately needed to get food.... im so shit at ordering chinese food in english... i looked at the picture yeh.. and it looks lyk stir fry noodles wid king prawns.. so i immedietely read the name of the order to the waitress "King Prawn with Crispy Noodle".. so there i was waiting for my deleicious dish and about to congratulate myself for ordering in english. wen this ugly dish that looked lyk prawns on un cooked noodles came out... i was immediately raged at myself... so there i am sitting all alone at a table. staring at my crispy noodles. (wilson went to find his friend shelly?). newais. i start eating.. wilson + shelly find me, then they immediately notice my shit ordering skillz and then wilson goes to buy those japanese lemonade. so then after 30mins of trying to not waste food. i fkn wasted 1/4 of it.... from now on im only going to order sumfing if i know 100% wot it is in both english and chinese. newais. went back to DDR and met wilson and shelly... played for a while yeh.. then out of nowhere comes angela.. so im lyk WTF?? and shes lyk HI.. then she went off to find vivo... and wilson was also lyk WTF??? meanwhile shelly is sitting on a bench thinking WTF is DDR??? newais. we put in 2 more credits.. and then with my leet skillz i kicked the power point and then the game restarted.. then with wilsons noob skillz he got the staff and he gave us 4 credits. . . and the staff lectured me not to put my wallet on the DDR machine while im over at the initial d machines...
by the time we finished DDR it was lyk 8:15? so we made our way over to syd entertainment centre where we had to push through lyk 100000000 fobs... tlk abt azn invasion.. it was lyk FULL OF AZN FROM MARKET CITY 3rd FLOOR TO THE END OF CHINA TOWN..
then the concert started where they played a video which sed no flash photography and filming and if we r caught we will be locked up in the toilets..and other fob stuff..... yeh that didnt happen =p... looked arnd and i saw at least 4 flashes a second...
the concert was good.. cept for this bitch behind us.. she was lyk blowing into the whistle so fkn hard and consistant... i wanted a whistle =.=... thx to that whistling bitch wilsons recording only has whistle sounds in it xD... ..
then after concert bummed arnd china town to wait for my mum... ate sum octopus on a stick... i wanted fish balls T.T.. and went home
P.S. 5T3PHY 15 H0T!! 3V3N TH0 5H3 C4NT S1NG!!! - how fob is dat
P.S.S> check out my photos for a few JAWS photos...
bai baii. 18 maggio new dog and Burglary part 2.hokai so on the 2nd Ov May, went to Seymour theatre to watch romeo juliet etc.....then my mum called and told me to get to chatti immediately.
so i listen to her and attempt to get to chatti the quickest way possibly and it took me fkn 2hrs...tlk about slow... from redfern - chatti... 2hrs???...newais. so i get to chatti westfield in the pet store at 5:30pm and i saw the bitch. there were 2 japanese spitz on display and they looked soo cool! they r fur-ry and looks really cool. cool yeh?
haha.. so after spending 1hr in the pet shop with the sales lady explaining explaining all the shitz we finally left with snowi(my new dog who is female)(no i did not name her snowi because i have an obbssession with snow sports)(she did look lyk a snowball!!)
Burglary Part 2!
Ok so last time i was pissed and shits and wanted to kill the burglar yeh? well now everything has changed. thanks to INSURANCE!! WOO!!
The stuff stolen were Jewellery - worth a total of mayb $5000(max)... The stuff we were insured were:
*1 photo printer
*1 Digital camera - which is really hi tech and i am using it now!
* $5000
*1 laptop - ...sooon...
so yeh, as u can see i would like to thank the burglar for letting me get a digital camera and a laptop for me xD...
I am so not going to spread the ub3r l337 h4x0r skills used by my FOB family...
P.S i am not going to say wot the real figures of the stuff r since i am paranoid about the insurance ppl/cops monitoring my home since we r shifty azns. baii
08 aprile Burglary ><""noOooo i got robbbed of my family jewells!!! haha wot a pun.... anyway. so last night after sumwhere between 6 - 8 pm.. sum FKN PIECE OF COCK MUTHA BITCH CUNT FACE SCREWED my back door ... litterally, they used a screw driver and unlocked my back door.. they thief seems pretty dumb... he couldnt open my drawers xD... he/she couldnt figure out my chair was blocking the drawers from opening... HAHhahahaHAHa... lucky he/she was also dumb and did not seach my cupboard for my PSP and portable DVD player!! and luckily the burgular didnt go for TVs, computers or any gadgets... he/she seemed to lyk female stuff....
OK, so this is how the storry goess... around 6pm my brother leaves house.
8pm me and mum arrives home. - we do not suspect a thing as we dont turn on the alarm and the living room wasnt touched and we didnt notice the open back door.
i immediatly go to my room and turn on copmuter.. i notice the side door was opened. but i thought it was the builders. i enter my room, i notice that my 2 top drawers r slightly open and turn on my computer... - still not aware of buglary.
i walk out to living room to move the dinner table around, and then my mum goes into her room... a moment later she casually walks out and casually says "weve been robbed"...
so im immediately raging into her room and i see her room totally trashed;
clothes were on the floor, drawers were on the floor, plastic boxes on the floor, bed pulled out, missing pillow case, jewlerry box open, file cabinet open. TV not touched, copmuter not touched.
so then i immediately rage outside and then 8:30 casually watch tv again... a new camera bought in hk in the holidays was stolen and alot of jewllery and abit of cash...
police comes 4hours later at 12 wen i was taking a shower...
my brother says he noticed a car parked with headlights on new our house wen he left. the car was not a sedan.
the builder says he has been noticing a blue non-sedan car driving really slowly around and speeding off wen the builder looks at the car. might of been toyota..
why cant buglarys happen wen im in the house... so i can fetch the swords and slice and dice sum dickheads... if i didnt go timezone after north shore i might of made it back in time to see sum rage...
enuff sed.. baiii
24 marzo YeAr 10 KurRaJoNg caMp!Hookaaii, its about tym i blog on sumthing normal instead of random crap lyk... yeh..
sooo... on wednesday morning, most of the grade assemble at skool at arnd 7:30.. .but ofcourse there r always late comers who wake up at 7:30, arrives at 8:05 and blames it on a broken alarm clock, not that im specifying any1...CHOY... hokai, so we all split off into our 3 different camp groups; 1 off to barington, 1 to kangaroo valley, 1 to kurrajong. There was a 4th but they left the day b4...grr.. DAY 1: k so it starts with the 2 hourish drive in a cramped land cruiser where we all suffered from abnormal pains in the ass and have to jiggle around nd shit. The drive seemed to go very fast as we were all tlking and tlking for ages.. and we look out the window and find out we r still in lane cove... so then i t8k out my trusty mp3! ofcourse hobo qonsta immediately takes out his double jack and demands to listen to my mp3... just so he can save his battery power... OK so we listen and do random stuff untill jack took out those scooby stuff, at first i was laughing at choy and qonsta for playing with them... till i got bored and started making a scooby too... lukily after 5mins we arrived at a venue Penrith sumthing? , all got changed, blah blah, we split off into 2 groups, 1 to go kayaking, 1 to go rafting. and i unlikily got kayaking 1st.. damnit... we had to practice capsizing, undoing the skirt and swim out of the kayak...kayaking kinda boring, but we get to see ppl get owned hahaaha... especially wen sum1 attempts to get a ride on a current at gets drifted into the concrete barriers! hahaha.. CHOY AGAIN =p... NOW the fun part of today, white water rafting!.. on a smal course... this is wen our tribal chant started! YEHYEHYEHYEHYEAYEAHYEHYEAHYEAHYEH.. rapids were fun, and funny wen i was right behind paul wen i saw him fall in! then we also got to "surf" the rapids.. this is wen our guide stalls the raft right on a rapid and we have to lean and shit to stop the boat from capsizing.. its so fun, the rapid just floods into the raft and if ur at the back or front, u got wasted... i fell off once no thanks to another raft crashing into me... CRASH OFF THE DAY: EDDIE MA!!! this happened wen i was waiting to surf, i look over to my right and see a raft that had heaaps of speed, and then they suddenly crashed into a concrete post and then i saw "sum guy" fly into the water! HAHA.. i was immediately pointing and laughing and saying "HAHA WHO WAS THAT".. thats pretty much wot happens.. and then we went to our cabins in merrooo christian centre... in the night we watched a couple movies on my DVD player xD, no need to tlk about how I GET CLEANING DUTY AGAIN... and i slept early.. -.-...(with hopes that i can build up energy for 2morrow...) DAY2: split off into 2 gorups, 1 goes to random rock climbing centre surrounded by all these factories, and 1 goes to indy 800 go kart track. i went to climbing centre 1st. pretty shit.. i got beaten by ciaran.. far out..kenta left me hanging on a course for ages.. and i also used up pretty much all of my finger muscles...
then we go to indy 800 for lunch and then our turn to DRIFTTT!!... the guys running it spent 10mins tlking random stuff.. no idea wot they were tlking about coz i was not listening... too bz thinking about would i spin out...(since it was raining just 2mins b4).. ok our group splits off so 10 ppl race at a time, i missed out on the 1st race so i was watching ppl spin out, crashing and claude sent off in lyk 5mins... haha.. then my go!! i went pretty slow, but i was pretty much owning every1 else coz every1 else was slow =p, then i started speeding up abit - still not drifting corners fully. nxt race, i saw eddie rage the track but however spinning out 2 times.. man that was rage... amazing he wasnt sent off =p... then my turrnnn ageenn... i raged it gooood. drifting on every corner possible!! and i still do not spin out xD!! and also out raced whoever i was racing... then my 3rd race, ciaran and i raced. the beginning lap was good and competitive, he over took me on a corner- i half died on that corner.. there were 3 cars infront, i saw 1 car take the inside lane and another car supposebly following it, so i attempted to rage the outside lane but then that car infront stayed on the outside so i had to go major outside so i lost sum speed coz i went abit on the grass But then ciaran didnt see the cars infront of him so he got boxed in i overtook him and the other blocking noobs. and thats pretty much the end of that, kenta continued to block ciaran for a while and i broke free, raging. surviving the whole day without spinning out =]...
wen we got back, CHINA TOWN a.k.a room 87, a.k.a. the room i was sleeping in and friends raged in the convention centre for a while... raged in with our chant "YEYEHAYEHAYEHAYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEHYEHYEYA!" jack played numanuma dance on the piano and several other songs. then at night we watchedabit of animatrix, abit of 食神, and i watched sum of 無間道I.. and walkd out and randomly decided to walk towards the tennis courts which is lyk 1km away.. then it FRKN STARTED POURING RAIN WEN WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.. so there i am, just had a shower, in 2morrows clothes and the rain pounds down.. so we run run and run.. by the time we got back we were basically soaked and mass saying "NOT HAPPY" lucky i was wearing a jumper so i saved my shirt =]... later, i had a free trade agreement with india a.k.a. room 88 that i borrow a pen and they borrow my shampoo.. so with the pen i sneak into room 91 and do the only logical thing to do. draw on whoever is sleeping which was adam.. lucky for him the ink didnt come out...dam the ppl who kicked me out of the room..
then went to bed at 1, and ppl started singing.. shut down of the day, wen michael zhang starts singing, paul immediately shouts SHUT UP. hahahah.
DAY3: dragon boat racing.. no comment.. i lost my azn pride... sailing.. no comment.. no wind... every1 was going walking pace.. watched 變臉,迷情 on the bus back to skool. OVERALL: i came back home with 2 bruises where the rock climbing harness have been, 1 on the hip from go karting, and 1 on the leg from go karting....man i miss drifting in the go karts.. i regret not driving to my potential -.-... 88 all 25 febbraio Jackie Vs DragonflyOMG...dragonfly r the dumbest creatures ever.
ok starts in the morning.. it was just hanging in the hallway outside my bros room..being stoned and all, i let it be, hoping it would fly into my bros room and annoy him. also that i dont like touching insects/flying creatures with those really ewwy wings which keep flapping around when u touch them, sum even fly into ur face and and slap u with their wings...ive had experiences with moths. so i went to tennis at 8am. when i came back - 7pm dragon fly still hanging out around the hall way except it changed from 1 wall to the other...
now this is when the fight begins.
ATTACK OF THE DRAGON:
the dragon fly decides that he will fly 5 metres down the hall to my room and hide in my room above my door way. i hit it away with a piece of string thinking it will fly through the 1x1.5m windows which were wide open but it flew onto my lights... (ok at this point i just thought mayb it didnt see me whacking it with a string, so i got a belt and tried to whack it off my lights. after about 2mins of continous swing and miss i finally hit it and it flew straight to my initial d the movie poster hiding on the black part hoping to hide from my rage..
BELTING OF THE FLIES"
again i continued to swing and miss with my belt, after another 2mins i finally hit it and it flew to my mirror -.-...
ANTI-PEST SPRAY:
i finally decided to step up to more harsher weapons. the deoderant. sprayed it continuously at it. i think this really tick it off coz it started flying really fast and psycho. so there was this battle of spray, fly, land sumwhere on ceiling, spray fly, land. etc for a while untill it landed on the disco ball.
BRAIN vs WINGS:
Using the smartness of my brains. i used the ultimate attack. turning on the disco ball and watching it get dizzy. after 30secs of spinning i decided that the dragonfly was not going to move and had no effect on the spinning.
SECRET WEAPON:
i gave up trying to let it fly out itself so i ordered my mum to get it away... she frkn put it on my bed, and then the dragonfly grabbed hold of my bed sheets.. ><""... after a while of my raged voice about dragonshits on my bed my mum finally stopped telling me about how she used to catch dragon flies, tie them on string and make them fly. my mum put the dragonfly outside the window. however this stupid frkn dragonfly thought " oh, i like the light, let me stay" and flew straight back into my room... FAR OUT are dragonflies attracted to me or sumthing???
THE LAST ENCOUNTER:
this time i was ready to close the window as soon as my mum put it outside. however the dragonfly was so desperate to come back in it almost got squashed as i skillfully rejeected the dragonfly.
and may i remind u pplz that r reading. my room is quite small, 5 x 5 x 3 with a wide open window. yea so its pretty easy for a normal insect such as a normal fly to fly out the window yea. i swear next time im not gonna bother letting it live and just flame it to death.
FAR OUT I JUST OPENED THE WINDOW AND FOUND THE DRAGONFLY SITTING NEXT ON THE EDGE... NOW IS THAT NOT FKIN DUMB??? DOESNT IT REALISE ITS NOT WANTED!!!! OMGGG RAWRRRRR!!!!! FK THATS IT IM GOING TO RAGE IT INTO THE POOL. bai. 28 gennaio 香港 holiday!! hmm 2months of typing.. thats alot.. better make it brief..
hokai.. so its starts just after my english teacher says "NEW TOPIC STARTING ON WEDNESDAY(7th of december)".. i immediately got over my maths yearly mark and celebrated..silently - so no1 will see through my plan.
enuff wif prologue
hokai lets skip the xtremely fun plane ride. (no really its fun, the take off has so many turbulences). i arrived at hong kong around 11pm (2am in syd) and as usual always last to go through the immigration bit - dun ask y. picked up the 4 luggages and headed off home.
ok so pass few days were pretty boring.. getting used to the time difference and the frkn oily food there...roasted goose or duck, 1 bite u get a mouthful of oil. And the biggest problem, THERES NO SPACE ON THE ROAD FOR ME TO FREEBORD!! RAWRRRRR!!
24th of December:.. christmas eve!! saw Yumiko and 2 other random not so popular celebs. enuff sed. refer to my gallery for photos of yumiko and others
oo heres where the fun really starts!! TRIP TO KOREA!!! (also refer to gallery for photos.)
DAY 0,1: arrive at hk airport at 10pm, catch plane arrive at seoul airport sumwhere between 2am and 5am... (i was half asleep and lost track of time) aniwais at the airport..stopped just before we got out to the pickup point to exchange sum money.. there i realised there was alot of ppl with cameras standing beyong the doors in the pick up point.. i had not yet realised they were the paparrazzi since i was half asleep.. hokai after exchanging money we waited at the pick up point for a tour-regrouping. THEN!!! FLASH FLASH FLASH.
so i was lyk " ehh.. wah WOA CELEBS!" immediately grab camera phone and take pictures... ill post them once my phone is no longer screwed and can receive stuff.
hokai newais 2-4hr bus ride to sum place where they had a war memorial.. (didnt pay attention.. it was so frkn cold i hid in the souveneir shop).. wasted 50,000krn dollars on a zippo jet which had a faulty wick. and shopping.. went to casino.. wanted to gamle.. the 1 where u bet big and small with the 3 dices doesnt look that hard o.o.. but then mayb thats why so many ppl lose money
DAY 2: went to EVERLAND!! snow slide!! fun fun fun i beat john 4 times he beat me once.. then there was a house maze thingy fun fun fun..stupid smart mirrors making me walk into a wall... anyways the roller coaster was ok... got out at around 4pm(krea tym)..bought sum food and prepared for the 4hr bus trip. to michael jacksons favourite hotel!!! cant remember the name.. but its the 1 right infront of the snow. also has big beds (i rkn so he can molest more children in the 1 night)
DAY 3!!!!: SNOWBOARD DAY FINALLY YAY!! the main reason i went to korea.!! but alas, it was the beginning of winter.. only 3 runs were open... also my board was shit.. couldnt dig into the snow.. then went into an artificial hot spring - there were these 2 krn models taking photoshoots as well!! id say to promote the hotel.. then the best thing that happened to me!! i put my feet in the ultimate foot massager! its lyk.. nah i wont go into it... then a couple hours bus trip to another hotel..
DAY4: here comes the bit where my mum spends over $US1000... ginseng shop and then "dong chong ha cho" (dont know wot it is in english but its sum sort of herb)... then in the night LOTTE WORLD!! WOO YAY ( biggest indoor theme park i think) anyways it wasnt that great... 2hrs waiting time for 1 roller coaster ride? but there was this swing called the "gyro-swing" where its lyk a pirate ship, except the ship is a circular thing and spins. mm its fun wen u fly around ur seat... the most weirest thing also happened... we ran into sum of my bros friends that went to nsb...
DAY5: more shopping and flew back to hk.
hokai back to hk, where i still had not been to causeway bay or mong kok or TST... can u imagine that? been there for a wk and have not been to a major place.
soon after.. i went to "Guan Zhou" sum place in china where stinky tofu is only $Y1 - around 22cents aussie. and my favourite bit. $Y60 for 2hrs full body massage.. wah.. thats lyk super cheap!...
couple days later went to a place in china across the waters from tuen mun.. to visit my dads side of the family... saw my dads oldest brother and wife, 2nd brother's wife, 3rd brother and wife.... ok screw this..its gonna take me 2hrs to list them all.. so ill skip to my generation. saw 2 of my 4 brother-cousins and wifes. 1 sister-cousin and husband. and then saw 2 nieces... big family huh? =p i have not yet mentioned the cousins that is not counted as brother sister. =p.. but i cant remember them all so i wont bother... ate lunch and dinner.. nuthing special .. just sum sea worms..yeh..
next day i go to the GaMES EXPO! mmm lots of chix in miniskirts standing on higher ground than me.. i tried the massage chair and got addicted to it so now im buying 1 here xD..the brand is Osim(for the ppl who also lyks massages - welcome to the club =]) - im spoilt rnt i hahah
then ofcourse naturally next day.. i find myself food poisoned...the doctor - my uncle xD..sed flu went into stomach.. so im lyk wtf??.. i dun blame him.. he examined me over the phone..
few days passed..new years passed..finally got better... finally started roaming around the streets....alone...far out i made the biggest mistake.. i forgot to get pplz numbers... *note to self.. get pplz numbers b4 i go to hk*.
sumtime between 9-12 of jan went to ocean park wid bro - john, bros gf - adorna and bros gfs sister - amelia. (dun ask me why i didnt just say adornas sister.. or even just names..)
hokai so the day starts of early. arriving there at around 1pm.get on the mine train ride.. although is small and has no loops, its the most thrilling roller coaster there... ok i go to the toilet and put on my secret defence..the rubber band.. and now i act all brave and shat yadiyadiya.. just kiddin...ok so we're lining up.. and then i hear murmurs around me =p.. adorna and/or amelia was scared! bwahaha.. it was so hard not to laugh hard at the time. we had 1 round on the train and then for "sum reason" we hurried away from it.. -_-" walked from the big excalators to near macdonalds and ofcourse fat john needs to eat... id say the chicken there was fatter than KFC.. aniways enuff wif the boring stuff.. and get on to the funny facts!! the hammer hitting the metal thingy game and making the woo000OOO sound.. i got 96. and john got 87 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... sum1s c-rap..
then played more of those prize games.. each 1 failed.. so we then went on the life threatening.. FERRIS WHEEL.. that is actually quite small... there was sumthing funny about it that i cant quite put my finger on... oh well. next we went on the smallest pirate ship ive been on.its about as tall as a 2story buildin...
then we went on the roller coaster which seemed more thirlling than the mine train but has no butterfly effect.. the loops.. my god.. it breaks on the downhill..sheessh... then went on a boring ride which does not need to be refered to as the so called ride "the eagle" just goes up and down and spins slowly.
then went on the only decent ride. a tower drop. its alright.. u get a good view of aberdeen b4 u drop... then that was about it... far out did u know ocean park closes at 6pm??? who would of known.. shops close at 10-11...oceanpark at 6...
sometime between 12-17 jan. went to Disneyland with wilson and his friends/relatives. the themepark itself is quite small.. but the area around it makes it look huge..took me 5mins to walk from the sign saying "welcome to disneyland" to the ticket counters..
hokai so basically the best stuff were..."space mountain, buzz lightyear, the spinny ride with lots of ppl lining up, tea cups, food stores, tarzans treehouse and the boat ride thingy.
Lets start with space mountain.almost pitch black..bright enuff to see the above tracks about 50cm - 1m away from ur head...the 1st time u go on it.. u might get 0.001 second butterfly effect... but the main reason u wanna go on it is for the fun of screaming and the camera at the end of the ride.
Buzzlight year ride. now that such a biatch. doesnt tell u that the purple triangles give u 10000 points per hit.. where as the average circles give u 100 or 1000...so there r 7 classes at the end.
L1.0 - 29,999 (estimated)
L2 30,000 - 99,999 (estimated)
L3.100,000 - 399,999
L4.400,000 - 599,999 (estimated)
L6. 600,000 - 999,999
L7. 1,000,000 points
no need to go in details. so ill just say L4 was my highest..
mm teacup ride.. spin mania...makes u crazy...id just say 1 thing. dam fast.
the spinning thingy! thats fun! u push buttons and makes noises hahahaha...also u can control the height so basically i was going up down up down with noises such as oink oink oink.
tarzans treehouse.. u get to perve on tarzan. and i illegally swung on tarzans ropes.
river ride thingy. funny tourguide. as well as funny wilson making funny responses to the funny tourguides funny jokes. and i remember at 1 stage the tourguide got barred hahaha. ok at 1st she sed there was flesh eating fish in the waters. then wen the agressive natives "attacked" us she sed to swim away =p.. naturally sum1 barred her.... i dunno if this is my imagination or real.. its hard to know which is real and fake wen it is 3:00...
hokai thats all i cbb for dianeyland as it was so small.. so it only deserves a short section.(the magnet stich is so kyoot..its staring at me..noo save mee!)
oh also watched "The Promise - mo gek" and "ching din dai seng" which is a rip off off "ching tin dai seng" which is about the monkey king. then watched full metal alchemist the movie"森巴拉的征服者" i forgot wot it is in english.. but it continues on the story.. and the best movie i watched in hk....*drum roll* 最愛女人購物狂 - The Shopaholics.. ok mayb its not that great but its hella funny. basically about 1 super shopaholic, 1 guy who cant decide, 1 chick who is a cheap cheap chepa shopaholic, 1 guy who has split personality as shopaholic and cheap cheap cheap.
now i think thats long enuff... i dun need to say wot ive been doing in the other days.. its quite obvious ive been checking out chicks and buying dvd/vcd.. my fingers r hurting and its dam hot in my room.. so im gonna go now bai bai fellow nosy ppl... and dun blame me if u cant read chinese... after all my blog is about a hong kong mostly. cibai. (sumthing i picked up wen i was at lotte world..sum1 was on the gyro swing and shouted it out.)
and i also cannot be bothered making it coloured bcoz.. as i sed b4. its late. im tired. im hungry and my fingers hurt.
bai bai
30 novembre blind drivers who cant see shyteOMFGGGG... i was having a good day... untill this bich made me fall!
ok so the story starts around 3:05pm when i get off the train... so then i make a fully sik run down a couple streets on my FREEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOORRRRDDDD and no car made me stop so i was happy ^0^"... BUT!!! the last street till my house... im going down the street on the left side and this FRKING BLIND GRANNY DRIVING A SHIT WHITE CAR JUST "HAPPENED" TO TURN ONTO THE STREET RIGHT WHILE I WAS ABOUT TO GO PASS HER... SO I HAD TO FRKING USE THE EMERGENCY BRAKES WHICH IVE NEVER USED ON THE ROAD... and of course if im going 30kmh and coming to complete stop on the 1st try ill obviously fail.
U HAPPY NOW GRANNY! I FELL for my 1st time u bich my bum is feeling lyk shyt sitting here..(did i smell poo?) and i accidently put sum of my blood on the couch -.-...
on the bright side my bag broke most of the fall leaving 1 bum cheek bruised and left arm slightly bleeding.. also saved the board from being damaged Vv... BUT I WONT FORGET THIS FRKING SHAT DRIVER!!!..
P.S if ur riding down a street and sumthing lyk that happens i recommend u dive for the grass instead of wot i did... (get pwned on the street)
24 novembre FreEBoRD!!!!FREEEBOOORDS OMGAAAWWWDD!! BEST EVER INVENTION BESIDES SNOWBOARDS!.... why did i not get 1 earlier!!!
newais...for the ppl who have no lyf and need to look at pplz spaces and dont know wot freebord is, freebord is a snowbord xcept u dont need snow!!! hahaha now u get why i luv it. cruised it down sum streets this arvo.. MAN IT WAS SO SIKKK!! i was lyk snowbording on the streets... mmm driffttting on roads...fun fun fun... gonna start bringing to skool soon mmm snowboarding in skool... ok enuff of freebords for now, more of my boring sik lyf. well since 2 wks ago ive gotten the flu.. then last last tuesday i started coughing out random bacterial turboculosis sumthing phacyte sumthing ish bacteria. i think the pacycte was meant to be phagacyte not sure.. cant read my doctors writing...anyway i only saw the docter this monday wen i decided ill go and jig. and now here i am taking 2 chill pills a day while trying to be pro at freebording.. newais time to customize my settings l8rs...
man i wasted 2mins on this instead of freebord.. wot am i doing...
P.S. falling on the road is not fun, kinda found out on the 1st day i got it ==
and the photo is the model i have except i have better blue kryptonic wheels added and also S2 bindings and also going to have ub3r cool stickers.
15 ottobre a summary of stuff i did in the pass months for nosy pplmmm....been so long since i went on ma spacceee.. newais the point of this blog is for ppl who r saying i havent updated for a long time to sit down shut up and read.
well... 3 months ago i went to snow and worked on racing on a shaun white board!!! w00t!! (for ppl who r n00b and snowboarding shaun whites are ub3r l337 boards). newais my treasure got fucked up wen i went down to shit haven thredbo to race and the board cracked ==...I DID NOT CRASH INTO A ROCK / TREE.. some1 must of shitted on the snow and buried it, leaving it for me to ride into..or sumfing lyk that.. and then on the day of the borderX..the edges of ma board were so flat it probably wouldnt even cut a piece of paper...i blame the board for making me come 11th not 10th! >0<"..oh yea..i also blame the weather..there just had to b a damned cold front at the time of the race.. i had to half take my gloves off and put my fingers together for body heat ==.. (i dun fink any1 will know wot i just sed..)
long story short... after i came back skool started, 10wks l8r holis started, 2wks l8r skool started and sumwhere inbetween i got 頭文字 D on DVD xD..
thats all the update ur getting from a lazy ass honky ^0^".. l8rs 15 agosto hahahaha weird pplz on the net...well..i was just spending a normal day downloading "things" on limewire...and started chatting to this random who was downloading off me... KEY: when it says "24.76.254.17:" thats the retarded person i was tlking to..i think hes american.. when it says "You:" its mee okai..b4 this he even asked me "r u an american spy sent to spy on me"..but i let that drop coz i thought he was just trying to be funny... 24.76.254.17: magic the universe conspricies
as u can see sum ppl r really weird ==""... 06 maggio HO's Quiz ThingHO's Quiz Thing * Copy and paste this to your blog. 1. I miss somebody right now. 18. I’ve been told I have a nice butt. [joke-ily of course..] Fun fun fun.. 05 maggio im feeling the snowboarding grooove now ^^"
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg....this background feels so much more sxc ^^"....in fact ish so sxc ill have to rename my sxc space to JÅckìË's sn0wii space.. or mayb ill even take out the space X]...anyways 2dai was alright i guess...avoided being put on detention for not doing pd assignment ^^"..i didnt even know there was an assignment ><"...im so lost these days.. but 2dai i forgot about maths hw agens~!!...1 more and then the maths teacher ish gonna kill me! or worse chain rape me...(omgosh that was so random..chain rape where the hell did i get that from???)...aii..being chain raped by my yukki wrinkly maths teacher thats worse than doonie's giant piece of shit that used to live on his arse...naos..i need to think which colours i should use to match my backgorund xD 29 aprile skewls started =[ ..waaah :'(... skewl only started 2dais ago and already found out there ish lyk 5 tests coming up...i wish its wk 10 now so i can sn0wb0ard~ =]....~ back to reality....sighs...science test nxt tuesday..havent started any studying =.="...i have no idea wot to do for english ar...havent read the books~ -.-..i hope my english teacher doesnt read this or im dead ><"...or sum1 that is a teacher pet and tells her...newais enough of b0ring skewl..wait..my blog is about skewl -.- hokai..soh...i feel lost as well..i forgot cross country was on and i really wanted to sign up~had to go to another period of maths and english ><"~~..but den after the cross country ppl were telling me that i DID sign up!><""~~ and im still going OMGOSH!!!! i could of missed out on maths and english :'( *blows nose*..the bad thing about that is i didnt jig wen i had the chance to!... as well as me losing memory ~~ wot if i have that old ppl disease thingy where they lose memory.. :S im gonna ponder on that for a while nao... mayb ive been possessed by a ghost xD...*makes ghosts noises*..or sum1 could be drugging my food with marijuana... ><"" |
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