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14 ottobre

JOLIN 2006!

hokaii Jolin's concert was lastt niight and it was HAWT! best dancing...
 
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Jolin is sooo hot!
 
 
RECOUNT TIME!: hokaaii so i spend another day at timezone.. then rocked up at adorna's at 6pm  to meet up with john and her.. john was rnd 20mins late and the 2 of them went straight into their bathroom for the WHOLE time...(i was on the laptop in their room so their room was not convenient =p)
 
ok so wen they were done. went to sushii traiin in westfield!! and ate till 7:50..yes the concert starts at 8:15
 
yeh.. my bro is pretty quick driver in the E9! so got there in time and got our 4th row seats!!! bwahha!!!
 
concert started. and then went home.
 
FK THE PPL BEHIND ME WERE LOUD... EVERY1 had WHISTLES... ears still hear that beep sound...
 
hrm yeh thats bout it...
 
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11 ottobre

Just Another Day at TimeZone.

HAHAHAH 2dai was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
1. i saw goths trying to DDR.. haha ROFL. stick to being depressed.
 
2. i raged the air hockey puck out of the table and DIRECTLY on someones DICK! HAHAHA.
 
3. i realised each discarded card for maximum tune 2 can get 2 cards. so now i have 7 cards.. all have more hp than pauls card xD
 
4. i saw some downsyndrome guys on the train who were trying to b hardcore or sumthing.. no clue wot they were doing...
 
hrm... ok mayb it wasnt that funny 2dai. BUT THE PUCK INTO DICK WAS HILARIOUS!!!
- i was just playing a FREE air hockey game with paul.. it was lyk 3 - 1 pauls way or sumthing so i got raged. WHACK. rebound off pauls side and FLYS STRAIGHT INTO SUM RANDOM GUYS DICK HAHAHAHAHHA...revenge for me getting randomly falconed yesterday...
 
i so rkn that guy will have a bruise xD.. i got falconed on my head and i still feel the egg..
 
hmm.. i wonder if an egg will appear where the guy got hit...
 
i spent $40 at tz 2dai T.T..where as ivan.. FAGGOT!! HE WON A FKN IPOD NANO ON THE STACKER GAME!!!
 
FORGOT TO GO PERVE ON JOLIN 2DAI OMG!
 
aniwais. ill go cry in solitude now. bai.
 
 
10 ottobre

BoRed ShItleSs...in the holis -.-

hmm 2nd week of holis... i guess im spose to b studying for yearlies.. but i guess im in holiday mood...
 
nufing happening -.-...every1 is stuck at home 'studying'... at least i have tz =]...
 
hrmss JOLIN in 3 dais.. going with bro nd his de facto wife.  xD.. guess im going to b a lightbulb.. oh well ill b too bz perving on jolin to bother them xD... apprently there is a JOLIN autograph event coming up. i wanna go.. but i dunno wen it is xD...
 
hrmm.. yeh.. bored shitless.. i started playing maximum tune 2 again... im not bad .. but not pro.. i hav to get pro!!... my shoes do not have enuff grip to DDR anymore.. so i have to cut back on the ddr... :'(... wen i get to hk.. i so i hav to get new shoes and go to namco world and DDR!!! newais. tym to go staring into the celing again.
 
baii
 
 
02 ottobre

woojin's bdai outing..

hokaaaiii yesterday was woojins b dae!!!
 
The presents were very well anticipated as a group of us all went to chatty and bought his presents together.
 
Paul got a vibrating condom, i got a keychain that makes orgasm noises and the rest chipped in on a dirty mind game.
 
so basically woojins b dai was a movie, gaming at galaxy, lunch, more gaming at galaxy, present opening on train, gaming in tz and dinner. ofcourse there was the fun stuff like bdai punches on woojin and the occasional dis on ben's crap hair cut.. ok mayb not occasional. CONSTANT DISSS.
heres a recount on wot happened
so the day started with paul, kenta, ben and me meeting up at chatty station... every1 was extremely on time.. and i was l8 -.-
 
so when we got to the city, we see woojin standing casually next to a pole. one of the first things he says: "man i misjudged the train times and i ended up coming here 1hr early." ... ahahah he waited there for 1hr.. plus we were 15mins l8.
 
headed to reading cinemas to watch DoA.. i was disappointed. i thought there would b some nice ( . Y. ) action... but nooo crap acting, crap storyline(if it did hav a storyline) and crap hair..no wait that was bens hair.
 
so as soon as the movie finished we immediately went over to galaxy. i needed to DDR to get my mind of the shitness of the movie, and every1 else took their rage out on tekken.
 
LUNCHTIME!.. fkn ben and his chat haircut.. i think he lost his brain as well as hair.. he must b crazy to of taken us to a place with food that shit! DO NOT GO TO A "tea restaurant" ON THE SECOND STORY OF A BUILDING, SOMEWHERE IN CHINA TOWN. i thought i would b safe by ordering fried rice.. fk i can cook better than that. it was yellow rice. with ham?? i order the same dish over at cooma(capital of the snowy mountain area) its lyk 100000000x better for the same price.  SO basically we didnt reeally eat the food we just dissed the food.. along with bens hair.    woo jin: jackie's food is crap....paul's food is crap...kenta's food is crap....my food is crap....and ben's haircut is crap...
                  paul    : i dont think my digestive system registers this as food..its going to get pissed out.
there were so many funny comments i couldnt eat. i tried to eat and not listen. but i couldnt resist. i ended up bursting out laughing with food coming out, and also tears running down..
 
more gaming at george street galaxy... met qonsta with all the presents!!
 
caught a train back to chatty. haha woojins expressions wen he opened his presents were priceless! we were on the platform, and he somehow pressed the orgasm keychain while still in the wrapping, so the box was making "oo00oouu ohhhh ahhh"(female orgasm) noises
played some dirty mind games on the train..
 
at chatty..more gaming.. half way through max300 still =.="", pwned every1 in daytona - even with a 1lap headstart haha. i got pwned in tekken -.-...
 
after tz.. we had dinner! the first real food meal... but i had to order soup as i had to eat dinner again with family after...
 
 
 
for different variations of this day see: bens space - http://asianzrulz.spaces.live.com/
                                                        pauls space - http://pzhang132.spaces.live.com/
                                                        kentas space - http://solidacid.spaces.live.com/
 
 
baii
 
 
11 settembre

back to SNOWBOARDING + other stuff

hokai ill just briefly go through my snowboarding races this year...

in the NSW state interschools, it was help in crappy thredbo... the course was fast.. and ezy.. so i owned the run =]
 the race was in anton, which is lyk at the top of thredbo.. where all the cold fkn wind blows real hard and gets ur clothes all wet then u get wet then u get cold then u get angry then u wish u were at skool in the warm. haha man it was so cold every1 just dug little "seat cave" on the side of the cat track... yea the 30mins of waiting was ok... there was sum retard that seemed to like to jump off the edge of the cat track for exercise... crazyy person.. jumping off a almost vertical slope.. dropping for at least 5m...

RESULT : 10th. hahha just made it into nationals lucky me =p

In the Australian Interschools Championships... !!!!!! the couse was in perisher.. the day b4 the race... it was lyk "The Grass Mountains"... but lucky there was lyk 16cm of snowfall so it went back to the Snowy mountains..fark.. the snow was so sticky.. usually i push and i go wHOooSH. but i push and i went nowhere... wasnt so lucky in the nationals.. did reeallyy crap coz the 1st run i took the wrong line and 2nd run i got scared of the ice... ended up coming 27th out of 50 competitors...humilation -.-.. but lucky the day was savedd with the fun fun terrain park!!! ..watched sum1 fall on the box hahahahaha it was hillarious.. he kept spinning and spinning and then PLONK...then "ffaaRRRKKK" (i dont think he meant to spin, i think he was just trying to do a 5050)

omfg i am hating my dogs right now...i was just doing  my assignments + chatting on msn wen i hear a ZAP. my comp crashes, tv switches off, and most electric things switch off. i go outside to blame my mum for jumping the fuse and she tells me it was halo and/or snowii chewing sum electric cable which made them get electric shocked hahaha.... serves them right for attempting to ruin the hard hours i put into my assignments.. lucky i save every 2secs =p...

soo yea.. im stuck without msn... im just gonna go watch tv in depression...
26 agosto

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY (nuthing to do with snow for once)

HAHAHA I JUST HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT THIS.
 
hokaii during PE on friday was the funniest PE lesson ever... mr mitchell brought out the climbing ropes.
 
ok so its obvious that we all just grab the rope, climb up, and climb down.
 
so yea ofcourse there were the tanky ppl doing arms only i.e. tom(he looked lyk it was soo easy...) pitt... and jekin tried but got tired midway... and then theres me! bwahah. Vv
 
NOW! BENs TURN TO GO UP THE ROPE! got up np.. but wen he got to the top.... he just happens to turn so the whole class gets a nice view of his crutch... and we all happen to notice that the rope goes right across it... so there he is at the top of the rope screaming "FUCKKK MY BALLS" and gradually sliding down, getting a rope burn in unwanted area. meanwhile the whole class points at ben and laughs lyk hell.
 
several other ppl also experienced the same pain, but with ben... the rope was right in the middle and we had a perfect view xD..
 
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i interviewed ben 2dai.

+{JÅckìË}~ - haha ben. enjoy the rope inbetween ur legs? says:

hows ur balls?

+{JÅckìË}~ - haha ben. enjoy the rope inbetween ur legs? says:

burning?

+{JÅckìË}~ - haha ben. enjoy the rope inbetween ur legs? says:

hahaha

^^BENNY^^---dont' u just love getting a whiplash? says:

not bad, getting better

^^BENNY^^---dont' u just love getting a whiplash? says:

^^

^^BENNY^^---dont' u just love getting a whiplash? says:

felt like they were cramping =.=

31 luglio

SNOW SNOW SNOW

well its about time i write a blog about the subject of this site. SNOW! hokaaaiii..
 
July 9 - 15:
 
ok this week was the first week i snowboarded this year... i was full rusty and yea.. i got bagged out heaps by my instructor james lloyd.. apparently he got trained by my old instructor evan marler who is running a lodge in perisher?.. yea so if u see him say i sed hi.... soo after the first few days, my freeriding went from |                                | to |                                                                                                                                |
 
Monday RACE 1: I had a few practice runs around smigs...omg smigs was such a hole. it was mostly grass and rocks and ice...really gay... newais so i WALKED to the bus stop for a shuttle bus to perisher.. yes. BUS.. not enuff snow to ride across...planning my day.. 1:30 race in perisher giving me plenty of time to prepare.  SO on the way there i notice this retard with a snowboard in yello.. then all of the sudden he shouts out JACKIE CHAN!!!! so i start staring at him and then realise its BEN!!! so i was lyk OMG BENN!!! then his fob family + friends all holding snowboards i think raided the bus. they hadnt gotten lift passes or sumthing so i ditched them and went over to blue cow at around 10. so i ride around blue cow. hit the excellerator... the only half decent run at the time... ( and still it was patchy).. so i go back to perisher at around 1.. scoping arnd for the race course...so i look at where the race course was in the morning yeh.. and then POOF. NO COURSE!... so im lyk "WTF MATE WHERE AM I RACING???" so i just skate from 1 end to the other of perisher looking retarded in my race bib. after arnd 15mins of that sum lost mum came up to me and sed "r u racing? do u know where the course is?" so then all of us were lyk WOOHOO RACE CANCELLED REFUND!!!  so i get back to smigs and then my mum tells me "ur race was rearranged so it started at 10:00"... yea so i cryed for the rest of the night. ( not litterally )
 
Tuesday: Training for the boarder X on thursday...  I HAD TO FKN TRAIN ON GREEN RUN.. I MEAN WTF!! GREEN??? so i trained by doing fakie pure carve.. does that help my race?
 
Wednesday: i had no clue wen my race was on. so mum called the oraganiser and kept confusing the organiser so after 30mins(exaggerated) of frustration i snatched the phone and sed wen  is the boarder X on.. then she says ITS CANCELLED!!! STRAIGHT INTO THE STATE! so i was dancing arnd acting all calm.... that made my day xD
 
Thursday: told instructor that my race was cancelled so i could work on my freestyle HOOO! man i sucked at first.. i couldnt even do a BS.. but luckily eventually i got back in shape and did the C box.
 
Friday: cruised around with instructor. and took photos(mostly videos) wid john. since the park was not gr8 at the time i just took jumps and carving videos in smigs.
 
DID I MENTION IT WAS MY FIRST TIME USING MY SIGNATURE OPTION BOARD? yeh its pretty stiff and fast.. perfect for boarder X
 
 
PART 2: SNOW july 28 - 30
 
hokai so i jig P5&6 so i could get extra time to prepare. but i end up getting to the rendevous point(haha wot a tech word) 1hr late. but then wen i arrive i find the amelia is having a shower. john is still WOWing and adorna is being forced to wow. lucky for me i brought food to kill time.
 
ok by the time amelia got out of the shower. and finished packing it was around 3:30 yeh.. and then we realised we had no money so we had to take a detour and withdraw. so we probably left chatty arnd 4... -.-... anyway i went straight to sleep coz i was tired and woke up 1hr later... stuck in sum 80km/hr traffic jam on the M5... man the sun looked so ABO!... newais after awhile we finally broke out and then the evo9 did its stuff xD.. i totally forgot wot happened in the rest of the 6hr drive but i remember wen it was dark, amelia was testing if her camera can take pix in the dark, so she pointed the camera at herself and then clicked. THEN FLASH!!! THE FOTO IS SO LOL! hahahah!! anywais we ran over a possum or sumthing and we also got stopped by several wallabies on the way. arrive at smigs at 11pm.
 
next morning i wake up pretty dayum early and woke every1 up.i started boarding at arnd 9 and waited for john + adorna + amelia till arnd 12 -.-.. slow asses... so we head over to perisher ski tube.. we thought we would b smart and eat food while we wait for the train... but we ended up missing 2 trains =.=... then it was all freeriding in foggy weather from then on... later in the night was the funniest / wrong moment. QUOTE " Don't make me bone u again" haha that came out so wrong....
 
anyway next day was the fun day!!! spent the whole morning from 9 - 12 in a newly built terrain park!! had boxes, rails and A FAT JUMP!!! man i stacked alot... one of them i landed on my arse right on the knuckle of the landing! so yea... my ass still hurts... but all is good. i finished the day with a fat ass 360 air which the photographer did not take picture of! >.<""" all my hard work!!.. omg i saw these crazy nut cases.. every single one of them backflips...(i think 1 landed on his head) xD...
 
thats pretty much about it... tho it was funny to watch my fat cousin PK in the snow ahaha 
 
yea then car ride home which i cant remember wot happened... 
 
AND I ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST EXCITING BIT OF THE WHOLE TRIP!!!  well i was on the 8 seater chairlift... i was just sittin leaning over the safety bar.. i didnt realise that we were suppose to get off. suddenly every1 decided to suddenly lift up the safety bar really quickly. next second i realise i got thrown right to the back of the seat thinking " WTF just happened? why does my nose have a tingling sensation.." then about 10 secs later i realise i have a bleeding nose and started getting blood everywhere.. EVEN ON MY PRESCIOUS SNOWBOARDD!! lucky amelia cleaned the snowboard XD and buried all the blood where as john + adorna were pretty much standing thinking wot happened.
 
baii       (why do i always end up typing so much bloody stuff)
 
 
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